Birthday Cards
Half Price Closing Down Sale 💥
Not your average birthday cards. Our rude birthday cards are packed with cheeky banter, sassy comebacks, and just the right amount of inappropriate humor to make your mates laugh (or blush). Whether you’re roasting your best friend, teasing your sibling, or calling out someone’s age in the most brutally honest way—these cards say what everyone’s thinking (but probably shouldn’t say out loud).
Bold, hilarious, and unapologetically offensive—perfect for anyone who can take a joke. Warning: not for the faint of heart… or your nan.
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F**king Delight Card£1.99£1.00 -
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Annual Wage Increase Card£1.99£1.00 -
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B&M Card£1.99£1.00 -
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Funny Fossil Card£1.99£1.00 -
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Mother's vag card£1.99£1.00 -
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Happy Christmas No! Birthday Card£1.99£1.00 -
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I didn't just get you a card..£1.99£1.00 -
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Not the piss card£1.99£1.00 -
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Now That's What I Call Card£1.99£1.00 -
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Popped you a tena card£1.99£1.00 -
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Rude of you tbh card£1.99£1.00 -
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Somewhere, someone card£1.99£1.00 -
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Specky jizz card£1.99£1.00 -
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The shitty card£1.99£1.00 -
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To do card£1.99£1.00 -
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Herd it's your birthday card£1.99£1.00 -
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Bang & the youth has gone card£1.99£1.00
